Things That
AreWill Soon Be Real of the Day: “Shirtless Kirk Cologne” from Entertainment Earth.I must say, “Set Phasers to Stunning” is a marked improvement over the previously proposed slogan: “Smell like Shat.”
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SMELL LIKE SHAT
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Typical me — never satisfied with a site/blog/whatever.
Well, I’ve been wanting to put up a blog about things that fascinate me, and not just reblogged photographs of Milo Ventimiglia and his pretty eyes.
YEAH
BEHOLD
Sex is never the way I dreamed it was going to be.”
“Because in your dreams, you’re a horse from the waist down.
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it should be illegal to be this adorbs
I’m just going to pretend that my name is Adrian. Haha.
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I am amused
I am dead
I am currently wishing Rhiannon were here! D: <3
ahahahaaaa!
Why He’s Hot:
- Just look at this sexy motherfucker. Dominic Howard, or as he likes to be known as: Dom. The drummer for Muse. Haven’t heard of them? Why don’t you open a book - a Twilight book. Cause Stephenie Meyer dedicated her whole series to them. Yeah, that’s right. Inspirational as well and minblowingly beautiful.
- He’s a pretty awesome drummer. Talent like that is hard to come by and as well all know, talent on a man is very, very sexy.
- You can’t deny that the man has style. Whether he’s rocking a badass suit, or even lime green, pink or yellow skinny jeans, Maybe even aviators and a leather jacket. He’s pretty much got the whole rockstar image covered.
- Those eyes. That smile. and that sense of humour. The man wears a spiderman suit to his concerts. and he owns a slipknot mask, which he uses to make girls jizz make people laugh.
- Tell me. Do you know anyone that looks hot sleeping, eating, drinking or bathing? I rest my case.
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I’ve been waiting for one ever since the pyramids were built.
Yay!
I lost my ipod.
If anything could make life worse, it’s those really, really, really, really bad moments without a soundtrack.
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his smile. :)
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MATT, BE ME NOW. AND I WILL BE YOU. OH DEAR.

