If there’s nothing wrong with me… maybe there’s something wrong with the universe!
—Dr. Crusher (via captainproton)
=)))))))))))))
ache:
(via yerawizardharry)
I love this book.
Why He’s Hot:
- Have you fucking heard this beautiful man sing? If you just know him as some dude who was on American Idol, and sang that cheesy song Time Of My Life, then I’m sorry for your goddamn life. I’ll help to convert you. Here, watch him sing Hot For Teacher and then pour water on himself. Shit fuck damn. (That whole pouring-water-on-himself thing? He does it often, and he does it well.)
- His face is a motherfucking masterpiece. Especially when he smiles. And especially when he decides to smile his crooked smile, hot damn. And there’s always the smug smirk that makes you want to smack him, and then have copious amounts of sex, just saying.
- He loves kids, and he loves hanging out with kids, and the picture evidence of such hanging out tends to make ovaries explode across the nation.
- Bulge. You’re welcome.
- And there’s this thing about him that everyone sort of loves: he is is fucking gorgeous. Whether he’s got washboard abs, or a slight belly; whether he’s sporting eyeliner, or going clean; with his tattoos, his arms, (and, oh, I’ll just slip these in here totally inconspicuously), he’s sort of a beautiful GQ motherfucker.
How is anyone this obscenely gorgeous?!
HITLER ON BORG.
OMG LMAO HITLER AS PICARD. BRB DYING OF LOL. THIS HITLER MEME IS ALMOST TOO PERFECT LMAO.
Trial of the damned
- Q: Court is now in session. How do you plead?
- Picard: Not guilty.
- Q: This court hereby finds you guilty.
- Picard: Of what?
- Q: Of pleading not guilty.
Twitter Vs Cult
(via kindelling)
I can now print this out!
I have this really ugly hand-written version in my notebook. Hahah.
- Geordi LaForge: You know, if this doesn't work, the thought of spending the rest of my life in here is none too appealing.
- Data: There is a bright side, Geordi. You will have me to talk to.
- Spock: Fascinating. You have an efficient intellect, superior physical skills, no emotional impediments. There are Vulcans who aspire all their lives to achieve what you've been given by design.
- Data: You are half human?
- Spock: Yes
- Data: Yet you have chosen a Vulcan way of life?
- Spock: I have.
- Data: In effect, you've abandoned what I've sought all my life.
I never knew what a friend was until I met Geordi. He spoke to me as though I were human. He treated me no differently from anyone else. He accepted me for what I am. And that, I have learned, is friendship. But I do not know how to say goodbye.
—Data, “ST: TNG - The Next Phase” (via tribulate)
Star Trek: The Next Generation - Crew Profile: Data
Part 2 was adorable and lovely; it showcased Brent Spiner (Data) doing the recording of his album, ‘Ol’ Yellow Eyes is Back’ (and there’s cameos by The Sunspots, namely Patrick Stewart (Picard), Jonathan Frakes (Riker), LeVar Burton (Geordi) and Michael Dorn (Worf), but Part 3 on Data and his quest for to become more human is seriously touching - I think Jonathan Frakes (Riker) summed it up beautifully in his commentary.
